Daily #DadJoke for April 20, 2015:
My father was told to get a metal-covered set of dentures, because the sauce from his breakfast favorite (Eggs Benedict) was too acidic for the plastic ones.
It’s like they say: there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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