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Giveaway: Loctek Dual Arm Monitor and Laptop Mount

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Randy Slavey • 0 Comments

Free stuff, blatant self-promotion, and a Revolutionary War pun. Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016

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Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016: On this day in history, the shovel was invented… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016

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Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016: To the man in the wheelchair that stole my ghillie suit.. Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 28, 2016

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Today, I turned away a door-to-door coffin salesperson. Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016

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Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016: I found out today that I am colorblind. This was completely unexpected… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 22, 2016:

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in Canada? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016

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Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016: A truck carrying 5000 packages of Sudafed(tm) turned over on Route 400 in Georgia this afternoon… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 20, 2016

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You can borrow any of Rick Astley’s Disney movie collection–any of them. Except for one film… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 19, 2016

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After giving my camera to a group consisting of an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German, I posed and asked… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 18, 2016

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When they run backwards, wind turbines don’t break… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 17, 2016

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I went to the circus to see the talking pony… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 16, 2016

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So what if I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 15, 2016

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Tectonic plates are unfailingly polite… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for Pi Day, 2016

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Judd Schorr • 0 Comments

I asked my son, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 13, 2016

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All by himself, a tightrope artist traversed a line across the Han River in China… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 12, 2016

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I can’t eat breakfast without two slices of whole wheat… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 11, 2016

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A pirate enters a bar wearing a paper towel, looking sad… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 10, 2016

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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 09, 2016

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When you alphabetize all of the food in your fridge, it’s called OCD… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 08, 2016

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Today, the 8th of March, is National Pancake Day… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 07, 2016

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A man tells his doctor, “Doctor, I am addicted to Twitter.” Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 06, 2016

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Why does Ikea have mandatory “all hands” meetings each morning? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 05, 2016

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The human cannonball wasn’t fired from his job as previously thought–actually, he quit. Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 04, 2016

Posted on March 4, 2016 by Judd Schorr • 0 Comments

Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled “Can’t! Won’t! Shouldn’t! Couldn’t! Isn’t! They’re! Don’t!” Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 03, 2016

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Judd Schorr • 0 Comments

Why can’t ladies ask their male siblings for help? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 02, 2016

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Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for March 01, 2016

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My daughter, Nora, saw a sign that read “Watch Batteries Installed – $5.00″… Read More

Daily #DadJoke for February 29, 2016

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During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for February 28, 2016

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Why should you never mention the number 288? Read More

Daily #DadJoke for February 27, 2016

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I just watched a documentary on how construction workers piece together iron girders… Read More

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