Tag: puns

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016: To the man in the wheelchair that stole my ghillie suit..

Today, I turned away a door-to-door coffin salesperson.

Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016: I found out today that I am colorblind. This was completely unexpected…

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Canada?

Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016: A truck carrying 5000 packages of Sudafed(tm) turned over on Route 400 in Georgia this afternoon…

When they run backwards, wind turbines don’t break…

I went to the circus to see the talking pony…

Tectonic plates are unfailingly polite…

I asked my son, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

I can’t eat breakfast without two slices of whole wheat…

A pirate enters a bar wearing a paper towel, looking sad…

Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

Today, the 8th of March, is National Pancake Day…

The human cannonball wasn’t fired from his job as previously thought–actually, he quit.

Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled “Can’t! Won’t! Shouldn’t! Couldn’t! Isn’t! They’re! Don’t!”

Why can’t ladies ask their male siblings for help?

Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?

During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Why do cows wear bells?