Daily #DadJoke for March 13, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 13, 2016:

All by himself, a tightrope artist traversed a line across the Han River in China.

When translated into English, the headline read “Skywalker Crosses Han Solo.”

(Believe it or not, this actually happened back in 2007!)

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