Daily #DadJoke for March 14, 2015

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Daily #DadJoke for March 14, 2015:

20150314Happy ? Day! Be sure to celebrate the occasion at 3/14/15 9:26!

What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon ?.

Bonus ?-day joke: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, ? is only 3.1.

As you know, everything shrinks in the cold.

That’s right, 3.1 is Eskimo ?.

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