GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – 99 Word Grid

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As discussed in last summer’s GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – Meaning of Life Word Grid, MATH is indeed the true meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

That is, if we translate its letters into their ordinal position within the alphabet (i.e., A=1, B=2, C=3, … Z=26), we get M=13 + A=1 + T=20 + H=8, and 13 + 1 + 20 + 8 = 42.

Another fun / useful / interesting number is 99: it is the atomic number of Einsteinium, the only number retired league-wide in the NHL (Gretzky), the number of 80’s LuftBalons, the sum of the cubes of three consecutive integers (23+33+43), and Barbara Feldon’s character in the original Get Smart TV series.

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So, with 99 being so geeky a number, what words sum to 99 if we translate their letters to their positions within the alphabet?

Below is what looks like a standard word grid puzzle. Instead of simply listing the words, however, I have given a set of clues for each word, as well as its length in letters.

The kicker? Each word in the puzzle sums to 99!

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Example: 7 letters, “Game of hammers and wickets” is CROQUET
C=3 + R=18 + O=15 + Q=17 +U=21 + E=5 + T=20 and 3+18+15+17+21+5+20=99!

5 Letters
Maple juice
6 Letters
Nike symbol
Pixies
7 Letters
Jeopardy questions
Painful urination
Literally obtained by digging
Include
Mel at Y2K
Bohr’s field
More fuzzy or soft
A rough sponge or brillo
Siriusly illuminated
A mullion supporting the tympanum
With great devotion
8 Letters
YouTube’s Orange
Hesperis matronalis
Shiny and brilliant
Dragon’s counterpart
Branch of mineralogy
Sphingidae
In a deranged or crazy manner
hawaiian opah
!= or
Jumping to attack
Slang for $10 Bill USD
Disdain or contemping (gerund)
Peat moss
Fig-mulberry
A low prime
Ravenwood’s mage
Maggot racing video game
Those with big boats
9 Letters
Benzenes and arenes
Evil fiendish shapechanger lupines
Yelling or roaring
Jamie, Tory, Grant, and Adam
SPARS AAD mastering
One who denies
Shot via needle
Club outsider
They have 4 feet, 3 toes, and 2 horns
Short fat-headed pin
Car manslaughter (use 2x)
10 Letters
Mott’s
To a tolerably worthy extent
Young people in China and India
Ford Prefect, for one
Extremely useful or indispensable
A rockfall or earthflow
Watkins Glen and Churchill Downs
Deployed lachrymator
Clairvoyant
Fickle or undependable
11 Letters
Daedalic Entertainment’s 2014 game
Hospital emitting patients
He wired your house
Water? You shall not pass…
Minor indescretions
ISBN 978-1422142691
12 Letters
Capable of being reunited
To dedicate once again
Alpha level in statistics
13 Letters
A hot body emitting light

As always, please submit your answer to GeekDad Central. Each correct (or reasonably well-reasoned) response will be entered into a random drawing for a $50 Gift Certificate from our friends at ThinkGeek.

Good luck, and happy puzzling!

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