With Spring T-Shirt Week now in full swing I’d like to take a moment to talk to you about zombies. First and foremost, they are not real. Despite what television, movies, books and elaborate video game trailers may lead you to believe, human bodies have not been resurrected as hyper-efficient flesh-eating machines. So you can stop worrying about that.
Smurfs, on the other hand, are both real and dangerous. (I would go so far as to call them real dangerous.)
Check out today’s featured 604 Republic design “Blue Horde” for some context. Sure, they may only be three apples high, but when they assemble en masse — ye gods, it’s a bloodbath!
Both this design and an additional shirt of his/her choosing—that’s right, kids, two shirts in all—will be provided by our friends at 604 Republic in today’s winner’s choice of sizes (men’s small to XX-large). To enter, just input the relevant information into the form below before midnight EST. A winner will be chosen at random from all valid entries and contacted via email.
Smurfs are ineligible. Because they do not, as a rule, wear shirts.
Open to North American residents only.
One entry per physical address.
Must be 18 or older to enter.
Winners will be chosen by random from a given day’s entries.
Winners will be notified via the email supplied at time of entry, and in the following day’s giveaway post.
Prizes are supplied by 3rd parties, and GeekDad.com cannot be held liable for items damaged or lost in shipping.