Centimeters v. inches? Meters v. feet?
Come on, we’re GeekDads. We measure snow a little differently. May I present the soon-to-be-galactically-adopted Giant Vintage Kenner Chewbacca Scale.
Chewie reported to his post around 9:00 p.m. EST Friday, Feb. 5, when the above photo was taken. (For the record, there was virtually no snow on the ground Friday morning.)
At 5:45 a.m. EST Saturday, Feb. 6, everybody’s favorite Wookiee was little more than a snowbump on the Hoth plains, thanks to the big storm that moved through overnight.
(Translation: “Hey, Han? Next time, YOU be the [Wookiee expletive] decoy.”)