Chewie Says: “Lots of Snowwwwrrggh!”

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Centimeters v. inches? Meters v. feet?

Come on, we’re GeekDads. We measure snow a little differently. May I present the soon-to-be-galactically-adopted Giant Vintage Kenner Chewbacca Scale.

Image: John BoothImage: John Booth

Image: John Booth

Chewie reported to his post around 9:00 p.m. EST Friday, Feb. 5, when the above photo was taken. (For the record, there was virtually no snow on the ground Friday morning.)

At 5:45 a.m. EST Saturday, Feb. 6, everybody’s favorite Wookiee was little more than a snowbump on the Hoth plains, thanks to the big storm that moved through overnight.

Image: John BoothImage: John Booth

Image: John Booth

“Grrrrrgmph!”

(Translation: “Hey, Han? Next time, YOU be the [Wookiee expletive] decoy.”)

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