GeekDad Puzzle of the Week: Nerds No More

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The GeekDad Puzzle of the Week returns revamped for a new audience. Remember, email your solution by 10:00 p.m. EST Thursday to be part of the random selection of correct answers and win a $50 gift code to ThinkGeek! All readers who check out the solution on Friday will receive a gift code for $10 off of their next ThinkGeek purchase of $30 or more. Puzzle after the jump.


Special thanks to ThinkGeek for providing our prizes!

That’s it. It’s time to prepare the kids for the real world and dump the Lego, the math, the science, and the inventing. You can’t bear the thought of all your kids as nerds and getting picked last for sports – and sports is the only thing that brings meaning to life. You bring the kids together and announce that they will all be playing hockey from now on and any backtalk will get them an atomic wedgie as punishment.

During your lecture on the finer points of the elegant game of hockey, your youngest is caught passing around a sheet of paper to his siblings. You intercept the sheet to see that he has concocted hockey tables but with a catch:


As you approach your youngest child with your wedgie hand at the ready, your oldest blurts out the answers to the questions from the puzzle.

What were the answers to the puzzle’s questions?

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