Tag: humor

Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled “Can’t! Won’t! Shouldn’t! Couldn’t! Isn’t! They’re! Don’t!”

Why can’t ladies ask their male siblings for help?

Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?

During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why is it tradition to tell actors to “break a leg?”

I just bought my parents an elephant, for their living room…

A man goes into a doctor, saying he eats only pool balls…

How do you drown a hipster?

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

At what age is it appropriate to tell a Highway…

After defeating the Wicked Witch with Dorothy, the Tin Man fell into a life of crime…

How would you feel after crossing a Lassie with a cantaloupe?

I went past a building that had an osteopath on one side and a medical marijuana dispensary on the other…

Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

I overheard a conversation between a brain surgeon and an anesthesiologist…

Counting them out in his field, a farmer determined he had 196 cows…

I would like to have an open conversation about the participation of minorities in the America’s Cup…

By definition, aren’t all atheist organizations…