Tag: Funny

I am considering getting a haircut that is short up front, but longer in the back…

My manicurist and my dentist really do not like each other.

Past and present walked together into a bar…

I really enjoy potato puns…

The incinerator’s small glass window fell inside it…

My friend’s bakery burned down last night.

A recent study found that pessimism and optimism are highly related to blood type…

My first love was but a simple moonshine maker…

Do you have bills to pay?

A friend of mine works at the Auto Safety lab and recently completed broadside tests on foreign luxury cars…

In the legal system, what is Copper Nitrate?

Why does lightning shock people?

People who tell bad puns shouldn’t simply be banished…

A friend of mine fell into a upholstery machine…

Most atheists choose not to solve exponential equations…

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

I was very suspicious of a girl that I met who had offered to make me a new pair of pants…

I fired my massage therapist this morning…

What do you need to know to become an auctioneer?