Tag: Funny

A group of dentists decided to differentiate their practice by hosting it on the shore of Lake Ontario and providing lake crossings as they did their work…

If I had a small pet newt, I would call him “Tiny.”

I recently had my birthday. I discovered happiness is not all about making trips around the sun…

I can’t stand whales…

I saw a protest where they were boycotting shampoo…

A hole was found in the fence at the edge of the nudist colony…

I saw a new musical about a female train conductor…

My acupuncturist is extremely professional…

Mathematician John Venn, inventor of the Venn diagram, knew a lot of people.

I got bored listening to Baroque music all of the time.

Two silkworms were racing.

At our local airfield, an unknown man stole an airplane…

A good friend of mine recently took a job as a human cannonball.

During the war, my grandfather was exposed to both mustard gas and pepper spray.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the crowded highway?

In the movie ‘MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus,’ why did the Giant Octopus win?

What is E.T. short for?

Why did the cookie visit his doctor?

My manicurist asked me if she could file my nails…