Tag: Funny

A crazy man jumped off a bridge in Paris…

Why do most sea captains keep their hair long?

Did you hear the latest rumor about peanut butter?

My wife used to work for the IRS…

I asked the cute local supermarket checkout girl for a date…

Why don’t foreign diplomats get sick when they serve in the US?

Many people these days are opting for cremation over standard casket burial…

My wife is so attractive, when she goes out for walks she needs to carry a Taser.

In college, I wrote and performed a one-man stage production about puns.

I was out in an open field, in a thunderstorm, trying to remember precisely how lightning worked…

The world record for eating a clock is over nine hours…

An Oxygen atom and a Potassium atom went out on a date…

My wife dyed her hair slightly this afternoon…

If Saint Maximilian is the patron saint of families, who is the patron saint of the poor?

I replaced all of the lamps in our house with Coca-Cola bottles…

I saw a man in the park being arrested for having two crows in a cage…

In Jabba the Hutt’s lair, the Rancor once ate a young Wookie.

When stranded on the ice planet Hoth, Commander Skywalker’s temperature plummeted…

Why do Storm Troopers tend to purchase iPhones?