If you’re a geek like me, you probably have difficulty resisting adorable merch. Enter TeeTurtle — the ultimate treasure trove of plushies and t-shirts that speak fluent geek. But with so many choices, how do you narrow it down? Fear not! I’ve done the hard work of scrolling through endless awesomeness to bring you my top five must-haves from TeeTurtle.
1. Zodiac Reversible Plushy Keychains
Astrology fans rejoice! TeeTurtle’s Zodiac Reversible Plushy Keychains are here to let you channel your star sign in the cutest way possible. They’re soft, squishy, and make great quiet fidgets for any bag. The astrology sign is subtly sewn into the forehead of the little critters.
2. Transformers Reversible Six-Inch Plushies (Walmart Exclusive)
$9.88
Autobots, roll out… and flip over! Optimus Prime and Bumblebee have joined the reversible plushy family. One minute they are in robot mode and next they transform into vehicle mode. These are on the larger side of the reversible plushy side but ohhh so soft and cuddly. I like the license plate details on Optimus in vehicle mode.
3. Punny and Mood-Telling Shirts
Average is around $20
You can never have too many geeky t-shirts, and TeeTurtle’s collection is a natural 20. Whether you want to show off your mood (“I came. I saw. I had anxiety and I left.”), or embrace your inner introvert with an “I’d rather be watching my murder shows” tee, there’s something for everyone. Shop by mood, interests, animals, or official licenses.
4. Plushie Bags
$20 (some currently on sale for $8)
These plushies have a secret…they have a hidden tote bag in their belly. Just unfold the velcro closure to pull out the perfect sized shoulder tote and when you are all done, push it right back in. This keeps a functional and friendly plushy pal nearby at all times. They come in a wide variety of animals and prints. My favorite is the Tabletop Dragon Plushie with his “I’m going to kick your tail” look on his face.
5. Big Reversible Plushies (Too Many To Pick A Favorite)
$30 (some are on sale for $22)
Small is great, but bigger is better when it comes to plushies. Enter the big reversible plushies that size in at eight-inches tall. They come in a variety of characters including axolotl, turtle, octopus, wolf, fox, and more. I love their bright colors and expressive faces. They also make great travel pillows on the go.
TeeTurtle is basically a black hole for my wallet, and I’m okay with that. They are at MegaCon every year and it’s hard to pick my favorites and stay within my budget. My son and I both enjoy their adorable mix of cute and sarcasm while also getting our puns on. No matter what you are into, if it’s cuteness and nerdom you’re after, TeeTurtle is the company for you.
Disclaimer: GeekDad received a review sample.
