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10 Things Science Fiction Promised Us That DIDN'T Happen in 2013

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Science fiction makes a lot of predictions about the future–that’s really the point, isn’t it?–but the predictions often go awry. The best science fiction looks at the future, trying to see where we are headed and what it will be like when we get there. Some authors are so good at this it seems as though they actually are able to peer into the future (even if only through a scanner darkly) and tell stories of what is to come. But even the best sci-fi has, over the years, gotten a lot wrong about what was the future when it was written.

2013 is almost over, and I thought it would be an appropriate time to look at a few things that were supposed to happen (or have happened) by this year, but didn’t.

The Jetson's flying car is never going to happen. Deal with it.
The Jetson’s flying car is never going to happen. Deal with it.

1. Flying Cars

This is a popular one to gripe about–Where’s my flying car?!?!–but I’ve got bad news for you: it ain’t ever gonna happen. Never. Not a chance. Forget about it.

It’s not that flying cars are technically impossible, but they are socially impossible. I have little doubt that if our best and brightest applied themselves to the task, we could mass-produce personal travel devices that would allow us to rise off the ground and zoom through the air and even fold into a briefcase just like George Jetson. But imagine a world where the millions of cars on the road are replaced by millions of flying cars, or, should I say, millions of potential flying bombs. Even if we were to create some system that automatically forces cars to avoid buildings, how long before some moron with a beef against a particular government, philosophy, or just against sanity in general hacks that system and heads towards the closest sky scraper in a flying car packed with C4 explosive? No thanks, I’ll stick to the ground.

MoonBase Alpha from Space 1999
MoonBase Alpha from Space 1999

2. A Moon Base

We were supposed to have Moon Base Alpha by 1999, or at least by 2001, but for sure by 2013. That didn’t happen. What happened was a brief flurry of manned landings and then some unmanned moon landings (deliberate crashes, really) that provided new evidence that it might be technically possible and financially rewarding one-day to establish a permanent (but small) outpost on our lonely satellite.

Well, I guess that’s something.

The goalpost for a working Moon base has now been pushed all the way to 2069, according to a design challenge from Shift Boston. I’ll be 101 years old in 2069, so I just hope we have anti-aging pills soon.

A pill to keep you forever young? Not Yet.
A pill to keep you forever young? Not Yet.

3. Anti-Aging Pills

Although you cannot yet pop a pill and stay forever 21, the possibility of arresting or reversing aging is looking promising. New advances in unlikely places such as nano-technology are pointing to ways that we might ingest little robots that rebuild our systems from within. But nano-bots are also the bane of a lot of sci-fi stories, turning the world into a mass of gray goo, so I’m in no rush to get to that future.

I'm still waiting for my postcard reading
I’m still waiting for my postcard reading “Visit Jupiter, See the Great Red Spot!”

4. Trips to Jupiter

Zooming off to planets far-and-away was a staple in the golden age of sci-fi. What’s changed in the 50+ years since Yuri Gagarin took the first off-planet jaunt is that we learned space is a really inhospitable climate. No air, no water, no heat, no gravity and no magnetosphere leads to dead humans. Just ask Sandra Bullock!

Recreating all of this in a portable format has proven far more elusive than the dreamers of sci-fi first thought. Even the more realistic versions shown in2001: A Space Odyssey and its sequel 2010: Odyssey Two may be centuries away.

Duck and cover indeed!
Duck and cover indeed!

5. Nuclear Holocaust

OK, so it’s a good thing this one didn’t happen, obviously, but when I was a child in the 1970s, it seemed like a high probability. Growing up with the specter of MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction, for anyone too young to remember it) looming over you was a way of life that we hoped no one was mad enough to test.

The made-for-TV movieThe Day After scared the hell out of me when I was a teen. But no one would have guessed in 1980 that by the end of the decade the Soviet Union would no longer exist. The constant specter of nuclear holocaust has, if not disappeared, at least become less of a daily concern.

Virtual Reality: More than meets the eye
Virtual Reality: More than meets the eye

6. Virtual Reality

Sure, we have Second Life, World of Warcraft, and Minecraft, but the truly immersive user interface that is virtually reality, like the holodeck from Star Trek, is still just a dream. There’s some promising work being done in wearable computers, but its still a long way from being able to jack your cranium straight into the net as in Neuromancer, or even hacking your optic nerve with VR goggles as in Snow Crash.

Maybe when Google Glasses hit the consumer market network next year, we’ll see some innovation. Stay tuned for 2014.

Peel me another grape, XV-239.
Peel me another grape, XV-239.

7. Artificial Intelligence

I want my piña colada served to me on the veranda at the perfect temperature by a slave robot. I want to be chauffeured around the city at night in my high speed luxury electric car while it reads to me the news of the day customized to my unique interests. I want all of this and I want it all guilt free. Oh sure, I can get a Roomba to vacuum my house or a Lexus which can park itself, but that’s not really the same thing, is it?

Stop peeling my head open, XV-239!
Stop peeling my head open, XV-239!

8. Computer Overlords

On the up side, none of the non-existent robot butlers and self-aware cars have risen up to overthrow their human oppressors and imprison them as in The Matrix or The Terminator.

We’ll call this one and #7 even, then.

Breaking the sound barrier in style... no more.
Breaking the sound barrier in style… no more.

9. Commercial Supersonic Air Travel

We actually had this mode of travel, but lost it in 2003 with the last flight of the Concorde –although it did result in a very funny, semi-eponymous TV show. There is some movement to bring back supersonic commercial flights, but I suspect you’ll be buying tickets to Moon Base Alpha before you are buying supersonic airplane tickets again.

Tesla had a dream: Free energy for everyone.
Tesla had a dream: Free energy for everyone.

10. Cheap, Clean, and Unlimited Energy

Nikola Tesla’s dream of free and unlimited electricity seems even more impossible today than when he first proposed it in the early 20th century. Many of the wars on this small blue marble we call home are in large or small part over energy resources. Global climate change is intrinsically linked to the ways in which we produce energy. Whether it’s gas for your car or electricity for your house, we all spend a lot of money on energy.

A limitless, non-polluting, inexpensive (or even free) energy source could completely transform humanity, taking us out of the energy dark age we live in now, and leading to a true peace on Earth and good will between all people.

That’s my New Year’s wish for the future: free, clean, unlimited energy. What’s your wish for the New Year?

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11 thoughts on “10 Things Science Fiction Promised Us That DIDN'T Happen in 2013

  1. Re: Flying cars
    You don’t think the proliferation of flying drones and the development of autonomous vehicles will lead to flying cars that aren’t human controlled?

  2. I love this site, but this is the second slideshow clickbait top N list spread across 10 pages you’ve done in the last few days. Please, please, you’re not buzzfeed. if you want clicks, make one of the available clicks an option to list all on one page.

  3. I agree – please don’t make us click through 10 pages, that’s so annoying.

    Never mind Jupiter – trips to Mars are more likely, as in Total Recall, but haven’t happened. And what about hover boards a la Back to the Future?

    Why would anyone want Nuclear War (other than a disturbed super villain)?

  4. Let us not forget that it was the Nuclear Wars in the 1990’s that lead to flying cars and space travel. Oops, I said too much. Never mind!

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