I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
If you felt a great disturbance in the Force yesterday, it may be because Disney Interactive just announced the impending launch of Tiny Death Star. It’s Tiny Towers, except with Star Wars. The launch date hasn’t been announced yet, but I’m posting this now while I still can, before millions of voices are suddenly silenced and replaced by fingers tapping on touchscreens. I finally quit playing Tiny Towers after spending mumble-cough-mumble hours building floors and stocking shelves and whisking tiny people up and down in elevators, but I see that was just a prelude.
Yes, I know it’s a trap, but it’s probably too late for me already. Save yourselves![via Disney Interactive]