A Ridiculous DM Squashes You for Three Damage

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I don’t generally go in for fake celebrity Twitter accounts or their meme du jour counterparts, but occasionally I stumble across something so weird and wonderful that I hit the Follow button without so much as a second thought. Such was the case with your dungeon master, a bit of postmodern nerd comedy that hits squarely between the occasionally salty (and sadly quiet in recent months) Fake AP Stylebook and the patently surreal and random wisdom Horse ebooks.

Sometimes channeling the glory of cheesy AD&D flavor text or throwing in a wholly inappropriate, nearly impenetrable dash of exposition, while other times simply explaining the bizarre ways in which your alleged player character takes damage, @_yourDM is always there to add a little gamer levity to daily Twitter interactions.

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