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Books and Pamphlets
- How to Beat Geeks at Their Own Game: Learn to Win at Tic-Tac-Toe
- A Recipe Book of Football-Shaped Food (Especially Meat)
- Jock-Geek/Geek-Jock Dictionary
- Ten Simple Steps To Turn Your Chess Board Into a Toy NASCAR Track
- Why Steroids Are Better than Working Out
- Spam Comes in a Can, Not a Computer!
- Ultimate Supreme Intense Sports T-Shirts such as "Go Team! Wait, Where?" and "We’re So More Awesome Than You!!!"
- Fan Face Paint Kit (Specify Team)