Tag: humor

The ghost of a police officer was found at a local hotel…

Marathon participants with shoddy footwear…

This thesaurus isn’t just terrible…

I want to write a pun about German philosophers…

Where do they produce average consumer goods?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Where is the best place to look for a giant snail?

My psychiatrist diagnosed me as a kleptomaniac.

Sitting in a meeting, I thought to myself “Well, I’ve heard this bull before!”

Two banks, just across the street from each other, are advertising different rates…

Now that diplomatic relations with Cuba have been re-established…

My pediatrician is always rather grumpy…

My wife randomly breaks in to song…

Most wills hold absolutely no surprises.

My baker is very secretive. He never shares his recipes…

While at the hospital for an arm injury, I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places…

My neighbor dug a huge hole in his garden and then filled it with water…

Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs and lean forward…

Without asking her first, I just replaced all the floors in the house with trampolines…

Why was the broom late for work?