Daily #DadJoke for November 22, 2015
I thought my brother would tattle on me for feeding him glue…
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Continue ReadingGeometry is useful…
Continue ReadingWhen I dated an x-ray tech in college, I could never lie to her…
Continue ReadingDrawing prison walls on a blueprint is tricky…
Continue ReadingIn college, I wanted to take classes on a plane…
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Continue ReadingWhen they complete their new hive, bees invite bees from other hives to visit.
Continue ReadingEngland does not have a heart transplant bank…
Continue ReadingThe walking and dancing trees in ‘The Lord of the Rings?’
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Continue ReadingI pinged an IP address behind a router in Australia…
Continue ReadingOne nice thing about egotists is that…
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the fire at the circus?
Continue ReadingDriving on turnpikes each daily is certainly expensive…
Continue ReadingOlder drivers are more likely to get their car booted…
Continue ReadingI used to really enjoy tap dancing…
Continue ReadingAncient Baghdadi orators can never complete a sentence…
Continue ReadingMy wife dated a man with a wooden leg for almost 4 years…
Continue ReadingI discovered the ‘Poorly Drawn Lines’ webcomic a number of months ago and loved it so much that I went back to the beginning of the comic’s history and literally read every one on Reza Farazmand’s website. And now there’s a book. Huzzah!
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Continue ReadingAfter shooting rubber bands in algebra class, a student at our local school was charged with a felony.
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Continue ReadingThe Canadian company, Tate’s Compass Incorporated, is being sued for making bad products…
Continue ReadingEveryone could see that the magician was clearly frustrated…
Continue ReadingSkinny babies are delivered by the stork…
Continue ReadingI saw a pencil with erasers at both ends and thought…
Continue ReadingI was looking at the Army Surplus store for a camouflaged shirt…
Continue ReadingGood sleep comes to me naturally…
Continue ReadingWe lost power last event, and the house went dark…
Continue ReadingI thought about going on all cashew diet…
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