Tag: bad dad joke

Why is it tradition to tell actors to “break a leg?”

I just bought my parents an elephant, for their living room…

A man goes into a doctor, saying he eats only pool balls…

How do you drown a hipster?

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

At what age is it appropriate to tell a Highway…

After defeating the Wicked Witch with Dorothy, the Tin Man fell into a life of crime…

How would you feel after crossing a Lassie with a cantaloupe?

I went past a building that had an osteopath on one side and a medical marijuana dispensary on the other…

Why don’t you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

I overheard a conversation between a brain surgeon and an anesthesiologist…

Counting them out in his field, a farmer determined he had 196 cows…

I would like to have an open conversation about the participation of minorities in the America’s Cup…

By definition, aren’t all atheist organizations…

The other day I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall…

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went…

I lost some memory in my computer…

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant…

I refuse to purchase Velcro at any price….

Be kind to your dentist…

Most acupuncturists are very happy with their work…