Scary Bad Halloween Jokes for the Whole Family

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It’s always a good time for a bad joke. Halloween gives us all kinds of monsters and mayhem to play with. We think it is a ghoulishly good time for some ammunition when the neighborhood kids need a little trick with their treat. Enjoy these fun and awful Halloween jokes!

Foggy graveyard with text Why are graveyards so loud? Because of all the coffin!
Why are graveyards so loud?
Because of all the coffin!

What morbid humor.

Bat sculpture with text What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

Some might say a blood orange would be just as welcome.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil trio of skeletons with text Why did the skeleton stay home from the scary movie? He didn't have the guts to go.
Why did the skeleton stay home from the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts to go.

And we don’t have the heart to tell him what happened either.

Ghost in graveyard with text What is the best plant for a ghost? Bam-boo!
What is the best plant for a ghost?
Bam-boo!

The only problem is they don’t make very good boo-quets.

Old fashioned books with the text Why did the witch get kicked out of school? She failed her spelling tests!
Why did the witch get kicked out of school?
She failed her spelling tests!

Perhaps she could go into deliveries.

Lightning strikes with text Why doesn't Frankenstein drink coffee? He prefers a good Jolt.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein drink coffee?
He prefers a good Jolt.

Caffeine certainly helps my personality be more electrifying.

Pyramid and Sphinx with text What do you say about a bad mummy joke? It Sphinx!
What do you say about a bad mummy joke?
It Sphinx!

Maybe these aren’t very good riddles.

Ghost near abandoned building with text Why do ghosts hate the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do ghosts hate the rain?
It dampens their spirits.

Don’t boo us off the stage just yet, there’s more!

Skeleton ribcage with text What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs!
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Just don’t take any home in a doggy bag!

Graveyard and full moon with text Why are there fences around graveyards? People are dying to get in!
Why are there fences around graveyards?
People are dying to get in!

Hopefully the line isn’t so long we need a bouncer. That would be awkward.

Drawing of Frankenstein's monster with text What did Frankenstein do when the school bell rang? He bolted.
What did Frankenstein do when the school bell rang?
He bolted.

Maybe your kids want to get home to their electronics too.

Adult and child dressed as Dracula with halloween joke text Why does Dracula go to the circus? He goes for the juggler.
Why does Dracula go to the circus?
He goes for the juggler.

There’s just no good excuse for that joke.

Dogs dressed as ghosts with text Why did the ghost get caught lying? You could see right through him.
Why did the ghost get caught lying?
You could see right through him.

Maybe a darker sheet would have prevented that sheer mistake.

 

Share these with all the little monsters this Halloween! You’ll be sure to get some extra boos, hisses, groans, and moans!

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