Look, I’m not here to tell you how to spend your money… Ok, that is a lie; I am totally here to tell you how to spend your money.
With that in mind, allow me to direct your attention to ThinkGeek’s current sale event. Their Winter Clearance sees everything from $2.99 tees to up to 70% off outerwear. I mean, yeah, you can also pick up discounted stockings and Christmas ornaments for a song, but it’s all about the clothes, people—the clothes!
Which clothes? Well, specifically, this Transformers One Shall Rise t-shirt can be yours for four bucks, and the entire line of Star Wars track jackets is marked down to $9.99. But the pièce de résistance? This spectacular, officially licensed D&D Demogorgon Souvenir Jacket can find its way into your closet (and your heart) for a mere $14.99.
Seriously, just go check out all the stuff on clearance at ThinkGeek. You can thank me later. And your bank account can curse me. Oh, how it will curse me!