7 Reasons Why Clickbait Sucks: #4 Will Blow Your Mind!

Of all the clickbait I resist, I just can’t say no to puppies! Image credit: Flickr user Kinjeng Submiter, via CC BY 2.0

You know you see it all the time. Those headlines on videos and Buzzfeed-style posts.

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And just now, as I was drafting this post, this Tweet came across my feed:

Clickbait. I vented on Facebook last weekend about how annoyed I was with it and drew many virtual nods of approval. As my friend Ed said, “The scourge of the internet and downfall of journalism.” GeekMom Cathé also summed it up nicely, “Journalistic integrity and ethics have gone right out the window.”

Why is this necessary? What happened to good, old-fashioned, old-school headlines that catch our attention based on quality information? I now resist* such headlines in my attempt to try to tell the world, “Stop it. Just. Stop.”

*It’s hard to resist puppies.

Here’s my list–with a lot of help from my friends–of why clickbait headlines are at the top of my “most annoying” list:

7. Watching an online video will NOT change your life! In fact, if you go to YouTube and type “change your life” in the search box, you will get over 20 million returns! Of random videos with titles like “This video will change your life!” I selected a random video and ended up watching some sort of over-dubbed Walter White scene. My life was only changed in that I will never get those two minutes of my life back.

6. How about those headlines that start out innocently enough: “23 of the cutest dogs ever.” Then they tack on something like “#21 will bring you to tears with all the cutes!”

5. Often the headlines seem irrelevant. “You’ll never eat meat again!” and the video is about puppies. Whaaaa?

4. As Cathé says, “Because I should go to the doctor if this video makes me pee my pants.”

3. My friend Breea doesn’t trust clickbait because “that Nigerian Prince STILL hasn’t sent the money he promised!”

2. GeekMom Kelly thinks clickbait sucks because “I WILL believe what happens next.”

and finally…and this one was my favorite from my friends’ suggestions:

1. From my friend Amy: “Because clickfish are a waste to catch: hard to clean and have no edible meat.”

Do you fall for the clickbait? Consider joining me in boycotting it!

Patricia Vollmer is a geeky meteorologist mother of two emerging geek sons, ages 11 & 14. Patricia blogs about her family's nomadic military life at Ground Control to Major Mom. Home is always where the Air Force sends her family, which for now is in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Hobbies include running, despite no one chasing her, and exploring the world with her boys. Ask her why the sky is blue at your own risk.