When I first saw the Plank Rat, I knew my lifelong desire to own/build a boat was about to come true.


ShortyPen's Plank Rat is a project a complete boat-building novice can handle. Photo: shortypen.com
There’s something about this fantastic, very clever design that instills confidence. All the materials are cheap and easy to come by. The scale seems doable. The cost is low — about $50 – $75. ShortyPen promises that the plywood is going to bend for you. And it’s a neighbor to the PDRacer community, which is geeky as all get out.


Geeklets couldn't wait until I had the plywood on to start decorating. The plywood does bend — if you have the grain going the right way. (I learned the hard way.)
Mygeeklets aren’t old enough to handle power saws or even to be too close when I use them. But once the wood is cut, they help out by putting screws in pilot holes and painting the craft, which was almost christened the S.S. Splatter.


Turning a geeklet loose with a Sharpie resulted in an Electric Company theme on the tail. (The wheels are to help get it to the river and back. It's a little heavy to carry very far.)
Partly because I scrimped on the plywood width, the boat is a little small for all three of us at once. But I can now take them for a ride one at a time. And someday, I hope to see them pilot it themselves. Hopefully future modifications — or maybe a whole new boat — will give us some more room.


The paint job. The wheels. The leak. It's just a fun GeekFamily project.
Don’t forget the life jackets. My boat sank about 30 seconds into her maiden voyage. (Operator error.)