What better way to bring together three of the great loves of geek men: meat, fire, and…Star Wars? No, really. I mean, how many times have you stood in the summer breeze grilling a few tubesteaks and thought "Golly, if I could just find a way to bring the Skywalker siblings to this meal, my day would be complete!"
Well worry no more, Star Wars/meat fans. The only-slightly-suggestively named Roast My Weenie has you covered with the Weenie Wing Commander (insert your own obligatory hot dog joke here). Not only will the stainless-steel starfighter protect your weenie from needless carbon scoring, it’ll let you double-up, roasting a brace of space sausages at once.
On the other hand, if the X-wing thing isn’t your style, or is simply too low-capacity, you could always opt for the tentacled Cthulu (motto: Roaster of Dogs. Eater of Souls), and grill four up. Animal lovers may also opt for a genuine wiener dog, in your choice of breeds.
Be warned, the site is not necessarily kid friendly. Additional products include Marsha Mallow and a kabob maker designed to play on every adolescent hot dog joke ever made.