You do? How very… unsurprising!
At long last, the geektastic pastimes of coffee drinking and searching for the perfect buff have been combined in a decorative mug. Turn a cup of that office swill into a Potion of Ogre-like Might to get just the temporary stat boost you need to power through that mid-morning paperwork, and impress your coworkers with its pair of delightful prancing unicorns!
You just can’t put a price on that.
Actually, yes you can. It is $14.99.