What if Darth Vader decided what he really needed to do on Endor was grab a few of the locals and mod his Imperial Walker, dark side style? That’s what I imagine was going through my son’s mind when we asked him what kind of cake he’d like for his birthday. "I want an AT-AT with Darth Vader and an Ewok on top and they’re going to stab the AT-AT!" I accept that this is a flagrant disregard of canon, but it just sounded like such a darn cool idea! Many Bothans died thanks to my fiance, who spent the better part of her weekend building this doomed vehicle of the Empire.