Daily #DadJoke for January 06, 2016
Most acupuncturists are very happy with their work…
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Continue ReadingTwo Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank…
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Continue ReadingMy wife is making turkey soup in the slow cooker so she asks…
Continue ReadingMy friend has an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings.
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Continue ReadingWhen they complete their new hive, bees invite bees from other hives to visit….
Continue ReadingI used to be very indecisive…
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Continue ReadingWhen my wife found her first grey hair…
Continue ReadingWhy do most school districts fire cross-eyed teachers?
Continue ReadingI have been to the dentist a dozen times.
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Continue ReadingMy desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology.
Continue ReadingThe latest thing in couch fashion is corduroy pillows.
Continue ReadingWith only one available plug to charge our cell phones…
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Continue ReadingI thought my brother would tattle on me for feeding him glue…
Continue ReadingGeometry is useful…
Continue ReadingWhen I dated an x-ray tech in college, I could never lie to her…
Continue ReadingDrawing prison walls on a blueprint is tricky…
Continue ReadingIn college, I wanted to take classes on a plane…
Continue ReadingHow do backwards poets write?
Continue ReadingWhen they complete their new hive, bees invite bees from other hives to visit.
Continue ReadingEngland does not have a heart transplant bank…
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