Tag: Funny

Be kind to your dentist…

Most acupuncturists are very happy with their work…

A small boy swallowed some coins and was rushed to the hospital…

Archaeologists have horrible resumes…

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank…

A set of jumper cables walk into a bar…

What do you call an alligator wearing a sleeveless, button-down sweater?

My friend has an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings.

What do you call a Camaro trying to catch a Corvette?

When they complete their new hive, bees invite bees from other hives to visit….

I used to be very indecisive…

I used to have a fear of hurdles…

When my wife found her first grey hair…

Why do most school districts fire cross-eyed teachers?

I have been to the dentist a dozen times.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center…

My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology.

No matter how hard you try to push the envelope…

I thought my brother would tattle on me for feeding him glue…

Drawing prison walls on a blueprint is tricky…