Daily #DadJoke for November 13, 2015
What was Obi-Wan’s advice when Luke struggled with Chinese food?
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Continue ReadingAfter shooting rubber bands in algebra class, a student at our local school was charged with a felony.
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Continue ReadingThe Canadian company, Tate’s Compass Incorporated, is being sued for making bad products…
Continue ReadingEveryone could see that the magician was clearly frustrated…
Continue ReadingSkinny babies are delivered by the stork…
Continue ReadingI saw a pencil with erasers at both ends and thought…
Continue ReadingI was looking at the Army Surplus store for a camouflaged shirt…
Continue ReadingGood sleep comes to me naturally…
Continue ReadingWe lost power last event, and the house went dark…
Continue ReadingI thought about going on all cashew diet…
Continue ReadingThe ghost of a police officer was found at a local hotel…
Continue ReadingMarathon participants with shoddy footwear…
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Continue ReadingOur local pet store was giving away a free bird…
Continue ReadingI want to write a pun about German philosophers…
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Continue ReadingIn winter, my big hairy dog wears his thick coat…
Continue ReadingThere were several reporters hanging around outside the ice cream shop…
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