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Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016: On this day in history, the shovel was invented...

March 30, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016: To the man in the wheelchair that stole my ghillie suit..

March 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 28, 2016

Today, I turned away a door-to-door coffin salesperson.

March 28, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016: I found out today that I am colorblind. This was completely unexpected...

March 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 22, 2016:

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Canada?

March 22, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016: A truck carrying 5000 packages of Sudafed(tm) turned over on Route 400 in Georgia…

March 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 20, 2016

You can borrow any of Rick Astley's Disney movie collection--any of them. Except for one film...

March 20, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 19, 2016

After giving my camera to a group consisting of an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German, I posed…

March 19, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 18, 2016

When they run backwards, wind turbines don't break...

March 18, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 17, 2016

I went to the circus to see the talking pony...

March 17, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 16, 2016

So what if I don't know what the word "apocalypse" means?

March 16, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 15, 2016

Tectonic plates are unfailingly polite...

March 15, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for Pi Day, 2016

I asked my son, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

March 14, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 13, 2016

All by himself, a tightrope artist traversed a line across the Han River in China...

March 13, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 12, 2016

I can't eat breakfast without two slices of whole wheat...

March 12, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 11, 2016

A pirate enters a bar wearing a paper towel, looking sad...

March 11, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 10, 2016

Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

March 10, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 09, 2016

When you alphabetize all of the food in your fridge, it's called OCD...

March 9, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 08, 2016

Today, the 8th of March, is National Pancake Day...

March 8, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 07, 2016

A man tells his doctor, "Doctor, I am addicted to Twitter."

March 7, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 06, 2016

Why does Ikea have mandatory "all hands" meetings each morning?

March 6, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 05, 2016

The human cannonball wasn't fired from his job as previously thought--actually, he quit.

March 5, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 04, 2016

Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled "Can't! Won't! Shouldn't! Couldn't! Isn't! They're! Don't!"

March 4, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 03, 2016

Why can't ladies ask their male siblings for help?

March 3, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 02, 2016

Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?

March 2, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 01, 2016

My daughter, Nora, saw a sign that read "Watch Batteries Installed - $5.00"...

March 1, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 29, 2016

During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?

February 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 28, 2016

Why should you never mention the number 288?

February 28, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 27, 2016

I just watched a documentary on how construction workers piece together iron girders...

February 27, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 26, 2016

Why do cows wear bells?

February 26, 2016

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