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Daily #DadJoke for January 19, 2016

The other day I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall...

January 19, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 18, 2016

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...

January 18, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 14, 2016

I lost some memory in my computer...

January 14, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 11, 2016

I am looking forward to discussing the use of drones for magazine delivery...

January 11, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 10, 2016

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

January 10, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 09, 2016

I refuse to purchase Velcro at any price....

January 9, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 08, 2016

A cartoonist was found dead in his home...

January 8, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 07, 2016

Be kind to your dentist...

January 7, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 06, 2016

Most acupuncturists are very happy with their work...

January 6, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 05, 2016

A small boy swallowed some coins and was rushed to the hospital...

January 5, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 04, 2016

Archaeologists have horrible resumes...

January 4, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 03, 2016

Why did the Zen master refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled?

January 3, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 02, 2016

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank...

January 2, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 01, 2016

A set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

January 1, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for December 14, 2015

What do you call an alligator wearing a sleeveless, button-down sweater?

December 14, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 09, 2015

My wife is making turkey soup in the slow cooker so she asks...

December 9, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 08, 2015

My friend has an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings.

December 8, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 07, 2015

What do you call a Camaro trying to catch a Corvette?

December 7, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 4, 2015

When they complete their new hive, bees invite bees from other hives to visit....

December 4, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 03, 2015

I used to be very indecisive...

December 3, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 02, 2015

I used to have a fear of hurdles...

December 2, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for December 01, 2015

When my wife found her first grey hair...

December 1, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 30, 2015

Why do most school districts fire cross-eyed teachers?

November 30, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 29, 2015

I have been to the dentist a dozen times.

November 29, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 28, 2015

Once you've seen one shopping center...

November 28, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 27, 2015

With what did Confederate soldiers eat their meals?

November 27, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 26, 2015

My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology.

November 26, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 25, 2015

The latest thing in couch fashion is corduroy pillows.

November 25, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 24, 2015

With only one available plug to charge our cell phones...

November 24, 2015

Daily #DadJoke for November 23, 2015

No matter how hard you try to push the envelope...

November 23, 2015

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