Daily #DadJoke for March 04, 2016

Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled "Can't! Won't! Shouldn't! Couldn't! Isn't! They're! Don't!"

March 4, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 03, 2016

Why can't ladies ask their male siblings for help?

March 3, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 02, 2016

Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?

March 2, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for March 01, 2016

My daughter, Nora, saw a sign that read "Watch Batteries Installed - $5.00"...

March 1, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 29, 2016

During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?

February 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 28, 2016

Why should you never mention the number 288?

February 28, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 27, 2016

I just watched a documentary on how construction workers piece together iron girders...

February 27, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 26, 2016

Why do cows wear bells?

February 26, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 25, 2016

A magician in Spain had a trick where he disappeared on the count of three...

February 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 24, 2016

Why is it tradition to tell actors to "break a leg?"

February 24, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 23, 2016

I just bought my parents an elephant, for their living room...

February 23, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 22, 2016

A man goes into a doctor, saying he eats only pool balls...

February 22, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 21, 2016

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all ...

February 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 20, 2016

As my friend from London entered the Immigration office at the Sydney airport...

February 20, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 19, 2016

How do you drown a hipster?

February 19, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 18, 2016:

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

February 18, 2016

Cure the Anti-Vax Myth With Humor and Love

Despite copious studies of over 14 million children around the world showing zero relation between vaccines and autism, the anti-vax…

February 17, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 17, 2016:

At what age is it appropriate to tell a Highway...

February 17, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 16, 2016

After defeating the Wicked Witch with Dorothy, the Tin Man fell into a life of crime...

February 16, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 15, 2016:

When I studied calculus in college, I never let my classmates attend beer bashes...

February 15, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for Valentine’s Day, 2016

This is my daughter Nora's favorite knock-knock joke...

February 14, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 30, 2016

How would you feel after crossing a Lassie with a cantaloupe?

January 30, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 29, 2016

I went past a building that had an osteopath on one side and a medical marijuana dispensary on the other...

January 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 27, 2016

If Apple made a car...

January 27, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 25, 2016

Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

January 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 24, 2016

I overheard a conversation between a brain surgeon and an anesthesiologist...

January 24, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 23, 2016

Counting them out in his field, a farmer determined he had 196 cows...

January 23, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 22, 2016

I would like to have an open conversation about the participation of minorities in the America's Cup...

January 22, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 21, 2016

By definition, aren't all atheist organizations...

January 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 20, 2016

So now I'm addicted to brake fluid...

January 20, 2016

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