Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016: On this day in history, the shovel was invented...
Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016: To the man in the wheelchair that stole my ghillie suit..
Today, I turned away a door-to-door coffin salesperson.
Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016: I found out today that I am colorblind. This was completely unexpected...
Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016: A truck carrying 5000 packages of Sudafed(tm) turned over on Route 400 in Georgia…
You can borrow any of Rick Astley's Disney movie collection--any of them. Except for one film...
After giving my camera to a group consisting of an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German, I posed…
When they run backwards, wind turbines don't break...
So what if I don't know what the word "apocalypse" means?
I asked my son, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
All by himself, a tightrope artist traversed a line across the Han River in China...
I can't eat breakfast without two slices of whole wheat...
A pirate enters a bar wearing a paper towel, looking sad...
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
When you alphabetize all of the food in your fridge, it's called OCD...
A man tells his doctor, "Doctor, I am addicted to Twitter."
Why does Ikea have mandatory "all hands" meetings each morning?
The human cannonball wasn't fired from his job as previously thought--actually, he quit.
Two hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled "Can't! Won't! Shouldn't! Couldn't! Isn't! They're! Don't!"
Why are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?
My daughter, Nora, saw a sign that read "Watch Batteries Installed - $5.00"...
During the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?
I just watched a documentary on how construction workers piece together iron girders...
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