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Daily #DadJoke for February 25, 2016

A magician in Spain had a trick where he disappeared on the count of three...

February 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 24, 2016

Why is it tradition to tell actors to "break a leg?"

February 24, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 23, 2016

I just bought my parents an elephant, for their living room...

February 23, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 22, 2016

A man goes into a doctor, saying he eats only pool balls...

February 22, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 21, 2016

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all ...

February 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 20, 2016

As my friend from London entered the Immigration office at the Sydney airport...

February 20, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 19, 2016

How do you drown a hipster?

February 19, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 18, 2016:

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

February 18, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 17, 2016:

At what age is it appropriate to tell a Highway...

February 17, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 16, 2016

After defeating the Wicked Witch with Dorothy, the Tin Man fell into a life of crime...

February 16, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for February 15, 2016:

When I studied calculus in college, I never let my classmates attend beer bashes...

February 15, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for Valentine’s Day, 2016

This is my daughter Nora's favorite knock-knock joke...

February 14, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 30, 2016

How would you feel after crossing a Lassie with a cantaloupe?

January 30, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 29, 2016

I went past a building that had an osteopath on one side and a medical marijuana dispensary on the other...

January 29, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 27, 2016

If Apple made a car...

January 27, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 25, 2016

Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

January 25, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 24, 2016

I overheard a conversation between a brain surgeon and an anesthesiologist...

January 24, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 23, 2016

Counting them out in his field, a farmer determined he had 196 cows...

January 23, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 22, 2016

I would like to have an open conversation about the participation of minorities in the America's Cup...

January 22, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 21, 2016

By definition, aren't all atheist organizations...

January 21, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 20, 2016

So now I'm addicted to brake fluid...

January 20, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 19, 2016

The other day I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall...

January 19, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 18, 2016

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...

January 18, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 14, 2016

I lost some memory in my computer...

January 14, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 11, 2016

I am looking forward to discussing the use of drones for magazine delivery...

January 11, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 10, 2016

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

January 10, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 09, 2016

I refuse to purchase Velcro at any price....

January 9, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 08, 2016

A cartoonist was found dead in his home...

January 8, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 07, 2016

Be kind to your dentist...

January 7, 2016

Daily #DadJoke for January 06, 2016

Most acupuncturists are very happy with their work...

January 6, 2016

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