Collaboration page for lyrics.
Should we make it 42 Geeks?
1-2
Nestor was a Gaming Geek
Even played with Gygax twice
Larry was OCD
Liked to Turtle Wax his dice
3-4
Victor was a forum troll
Liked to make bloggers cry
Wendy soldered circuit boards
And programmed robots on the fly
5-6
Natty was a steampunk gal
Always dressed up for the con
Jose was a manga fan
Built a mecha on his lawn
7-8
Judy had no social life
She met all her friends online
Jackson thought her peachy keen
He’s her geeky Valentine
9-10
Joe put all his books on sale
To buy more games at Half.com
Mary finished lines of code
Burned them all to CD-ROM
11-12
Steven ate his ramen cold
Couldn’t work the microwave
Joseph taught him how to cook
Rolled a die and made his save
13-14
Joey loved his mp3s
Listened to them all the time
Sarah ordered from ThinkGeek
Loved her evolution slime (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/a7f1/)
15-16
George was a Whovian
Built a Tardis in his yard
Tim loved Star Trek RPGs
Wished he was Jean-Luc Picard
17-18
Julie wore a nice red shirt
Died the next time she went out (this is one of my favorites!)
Annie’s start-up IPO’d
Now she’s got a lot of clout
19-20
Jing-Jing ran a torrent site
Until the Feds came to call
Marla dreamt in PHP
Only drank her lattes tall.
21-22
Pat became a Jedi priest
Married couples in the park
Andi modified her car
Now it glows in the dark.
23-24
Deanna painted miniatures
Dwarven armor was her thing
Crandall was a nerdcore fan
Swooned when Frontalot would sing.
25-26
Sam was a Linux guru
Preferred Emacs to vi
Jane loved Rock Band most of all
Nailed solos on her first try
27-28
Jo-Jo loved The Doctor, too
Dreamed the Daleks killed him dead
Charlie snorted when he laughed
Had an X-Wing platform bed
29-30
Cassandra knitted Hogwarts scarves
Practiced spells every day
Tino worked his daytime job
So World of Warcraft he could play
31-32
Adam busted tons of myths
And confirmed a bunch, it’s true
Wil was a Star Trek actor
And a damned fine writer too
33-34
Jack imitated Shatner
And…how…he would…overact
Kate was a nut for BSG
Told the Cylons to get frakked
35-36
Susie was a LEGO fan
Had about a million bricks
Paul built lots of robots
And fought ’em just for kicks
37-38
Jimbo liked to wardrive towns
Free wi-fi was his quest
Darla kept his database
Her back-up skills were the best.
39-40
David ran a Star Trek group
Online Fan Fic by email
Daniel knew the shows by heart
Quizzes he would never fail.
41
JoCo was a code monkey
Till he took a great big chance
Taped weekly songs for a year
So he earned his fancy pants.
42
Douglas wrote some geeky books
And some Doctor Who scripts too
Perhaps the most loved geek of all
We saved the last verse just for you.
