It’s always a good time for a bad joke. Halloween gives us all kinds of monsters and mayhem to play with. We think it is a ghoulishly good time for some ammunition when the neighborhood kids need a little trick with their treat. Enjoy these fun and awful Halloween jokes!
What morbid humor.
Some might say a blood orange would be just as welcome.
And we don’t have the heart to tell him what happened either.
The only problem is they don’t make very good boo-quets.
Perhaps she could go into deliveries.
Caffeine certainly helps my personality be more electrifying.
Maybe these aren’t very good riddles.
Don’t boo us off the stage just yet, there’s more!
Just don’t take any home in a doggy bag!
Hopefully the line isn’t so long we need a bouncer. That would be awkward.
Angela Leach: GeekMom Ang is located in rural Eastern Oregon, where she is raising two children (Derp, 16, and Squirrel, 12) and a husband (MCJ) with the help of two dogs (Abby and Bella) and her Emotional Support Human (E).
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