It’s always a good time for a bad joke. Halloween gives us all kinds of monsters and mayhem to play with. We think it is a ghoulishly good time for some ammunition when the neighborhood kids need a little trick with their treat. Enjoy these fun and awful Halloween jokes!
Because of all the coffin!
What morbid humor.
A neck-tarine!
Some might say a blood orange would be just as welcome.
He didn’t have the guts to go.
And we don’t have the heart to tell him what happened either.
Bam-boo!
The only problem is they don’t make very good boo-quets.
She failed her spelling tests!
Perhaps she could go into deliveries.
He prefers a good Jolt.
Caffeine certainly helps my personality be more electrifying.
It Sphinx!
Maybe these aren’t very good riddles.
It dampens their spirits.
Don’t boo us off the stage just yet, there’s more!
Spare ribs!
Just don’t take any home in a doggy bag!
People are dying to get in!
Hopefully the line isn’t so long we need a bouncer. That would be awkward.
He bolted.
Maybe your kids want to get home to their electronics too.
He goes for the juggler.
There’s just no good excuse for that joke.
You could see right through him.
Maybe a darker sheet would have prevented that sheer mistake.
Share these with all the little monsters this Halloween! You’ll be sure to get some extra boos, hisses, groans, and moans!
Very spooktacular jokes! 🙂
Love them!