Daily #DadJoke for April 13, 2015:
A police officer drove by two teenagers. One was playing with a dead battery, the other some fireworks.
He charged one, and let the other one off.
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Dang, was trying to guess this one before I clicked through and was thinking “battery” but couldn’t figure out the rest.