Daily #DadJoke for March 14, 2015:
Happy ? Day! Be sure to celebrate the occasion at 3/14/15 9:26!
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon ?.
Bonus ?-day joke: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, ? is only 3.1.
As you know, everything shrinks in the cold.
That’s right, 3.1 is Eskimo ?.
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