Daily #DadJoke for February 22, 2015:
Two fish are in a tank together, and one turns to the other and says…
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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I’ve heard it as “What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank?” Answer: “You man the turret, I’ll drive.”