Maternity leave
Too much time, let’s write haikus
Sure, why the heck not
Impending birth is
Turning my nerd brain to mush
Lackadaisical
While I do grok why
My body is gigantic
I do not like it
Baby come out soon
Or unjust imprecations
Your daddy will get
What will it take to
Get regular contractions
Braxton Hicks tease me
Child learns to repeat
You learn to extemporize
A plea for mercy
TARDIS versus me
I’m bigger on the outside
For small womb inside
Are haikus still cool?
Being a parent makes you
Late on all memes
