Smash Up

Robots, Pirates, Dinosaurs and More Collide in ‘Smash Up’

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Smash Up cover
In case you were wondering, yes, that is in fact a dinosaur with laser guns.

Overview: Robots, pirates, dinosaurs, wizards, and more! Pick two factions, smash them together, and then attempt to take over the world. Smash Up (“The Shufflebuilding Game of Total Awesomeness”) launched at Gen Con this year, selling out the available supply, though AEG promises that more will be available soon. It’s a quick-playing game that’s easy to learn and filled with humor and, well awesomeness.

Players: 2 to 4

Ages: 12 and up (though younger players should be able to handle both the gameplay and subject matter)

Playing Time: 45 minutes

Retail: $29.99

Rating: Somewhere between “just plain awesome” and “totally awesome.”

Smash Up Cards
What’s included: eight faction decks and one deck of bases. Photo: Jonathan H. Liu

Who Will Like It? Here are the eight factions: Robots, Ninjas, Pirates, Dinosaurs, Wizards, Aliens, Tricksters, and Zombies. If that list sounds awesome to you, then you’ll probably enjoy Smash Up. If not, then you’re probably just not awesome enough.

Theme:

The various factions are all interested in taking over the world — but none of them can do it alone, so they’ve decided to team up. Each one has its own unique strengths, which correspond to the gameplay: Zombies come back from the dead (i.e., the discard pile); Ninjas are sneaky and can slip onto a base at the last moment; Aliens can beam up minions, sending them back to a player’s hand. The game has a lot of humor built in (the dinosaurs, for instance, have laser guns and other futuristic tech) and the illustrations are terrific.

Smash Up Minions
Examples of Minion cards for each faction.

Components:

The game comes with 8 factions with 20 cards each, and 16 base cards. The cards are pretty standard size and quality. They’re really easy to read: Minions have a big strength number in the corner and say “Minion,” and Action cards say “Action” with a description. Each faction has its own icon in the bottom corner, as well as its own typeface and background color, making them easy to separate out at the end of a game.

Of course, if you look at the photo up at the top, you can see that the nine decks of cards hardly take up all of the space in that large square box. There’s a big plastic divider included, and these cards take up half of them — clearly there’s room built in for expansions (or for two sets of Smash Up, in case two players really want to be Ninjas). Personally when I travel with Smash Up I’ll be leaving the box behind.

You’ll need something (tokens, pen and paper, smartphone app) to keep track of score.

One thing I should mention: if you’re a rules lawyer, you’ll appreciate the wording on the cards, because they mean what they say. If the card only affects other players, it will say so. If a card says “on this base” then it affects that base — if it doesn’t say that, then it affects everywhere. Careful reading of the cards will tell you what they do and don’t do, and the benefits of having clearly-stated cards should not be underestimated.

Smash Up bases
The Homeworld is under heavy attack, but the other two bases aren’t seeing much action… yet. Photo: Jonathan H. Liu

Gameplay:

At the beginning of play, the eight faction decks are set out, and each player chooses two and shuffles them together. (Starting player chooses one faction first, and when everyone has chosen one faction, then last player gets to choose a second faction and it goes in reverse order.) The base cards are shuffled together and three are turned face up on the table. Each player draws five cards from their deck. The goal of the game is to get 15 victory points first.

Basic turn order: You can play up to one minion and one action, in either order, or play no cards at all. After playing cards, you check if any of the bases score, and award victory points. Finally, you draw two cards and then discard down to a ten card hand limit.

Playing cards: Minions are played next to one of the three bases, and then you follow the instructions on the card to activate the minion’s ability. To play an action, you show the card, follow the directions, and then discard it (unless it says “ongoing”).

Scoring bases: If the total power of the minions on a base meets or exceeds the base’s breakpoint (the number in the top corner), then the base has been destroyed and is scored. The player with the most points gets the first place points (the big number on the left); the second place gets the middle number, and the third place gets the number on the right. You must have at least one minion on the base to get points. After any special abilities are taken into account (sometimes you can move minions to other bases or put them back into your hand) then the base and all cards attached to it are discarded, and a new base is drawn to replace the old one.

Smash Up base cards
A few of the bases, showing the different abilities and point values.

Of course, the special abilities are what make the game really interesting. Just about every minion has some ability attached to it: some let you destroy other minions, draw or play extra cards, or protect yourself from attacks. The action cards are also varied, and each faction has different types of powers.

Aliens can beam minions back to their owner’s hand, and can swap out bases. Dinosaurs have a lot of strength; Robots, meanwhile, have strength in numbers with lots and lots of small minions. Ninjas are sneaky, with several cards that can add or swap out minions on a base just before it scores. Pirates can move around from base to base. Tricksters have some really nasty tricks that prevent you from destroying their minions. Wizards tend to play a lot of extra actions and get more cards. And finally, Zombies can pull stuff out of the discard pile to send minions in waves. And, of course, you’ll each have two of these factions, so there are some really interesting combinations of effects.

Smash Up actions
Examples of Action cards for each faction.

Conclusion:

Smash Up feels a little like a departure from the games AEG is best-known for, like Legend of the Five Rings and Thunderstone. It’s a lot more chaotic and definitely doesn’t take itself too seriously, which is a refreshing change of pace (as much as I love Thunderstone). Your strategy depends on both your particular combination of cards and your opponents’ factions, so it is different each time. Since there are 28 possible combinations, I haven’t actually tried them all yet, and I imagine there are some that are more effective than others.

But if you’re trying to analyze all the decks to come up with the perfect strategy, then you’re kind of missing the point. Sure, you want to beat the other players into submission — but mostly Smash Up is a game of funny references and “take that!” moments. It’s not quite as chaotic as Fluxx, but it’s also meant to be light-hearted and fast-paced. The “shufflebuilding” mechanic turns Magic-style deck-building on its head, getting your “custom” deck set up and ready to play in a fraction of the time.

While the game is recommended for ages twelve and up, I think any player who can read and add up powers (mind the modifiers!) could handle the gameplay, and the subject matter shouldn’t bother most younger kids (except maybe the zombies). The main limiting factor would be whether your kids can handle the back-stabbing and direct conflict, because there’s a lot of that — you’ll destroy each other’s minions, mess with other people’s cards, and so on. But if they’re not sore losers, then Smash Up could be a lot of fun with your younger kids, too.

I really love the artwork on the cards. Each faction was illustrated by a different artist, giving them their own distinct flavors, but there’s a sense of humor underlying it all that ties them together. I’m slightly peeved at the size of the box, though I may appreciate the extra space down the road if we get expansions. (Still, the plastic divider will only allow for nine more decks, so it’s not as expandable as the Thunderstone boxes.)

In the end, Smash Up is the sort of game you can probably tell just from the cover whether you’ll like it or not. From the name to the tagline to the artwork, if you’re drawn to this sort of thing, you’ll agree that it’s a game of “total awesomeness.” If the cover turns you off, then the contents of the box probably won’t change your mind.

Wired: “Shufflebuilding” lets your kids train for actual deck-building. Great artwork, funny references, quick to learn and play.

Tired: May not be entirely balanced, but with 28 combinations it’ll take you a while to know for sure. Large box for small contents.

Disclosure: GeekDad received a review copy of this game.

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