What do you do after you’ve watched every episode of Star Trek: The Original Series on DVD, and gone frame-by-frame to analyze the exact Starfleet regulation sideburn size? How do you recreate those dimensions to the micron so that your costume for ComiCon next year is perfect? Why, you pick up James McAdam’s Slim Trim Razor, of course!
Yes, it’s a joke (or rather a bit of industrial design whimsy), but you could just imagine someone thinking this was necessary, couldn’t you?