Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016
Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2016: On this day in history, the shovel was invented…
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Continue ReadingDaily #DadJoke for March 29, 2016: To the man in the wheelchair that stole my ghillie suit..
Continue ReadingToday, I turned away a door-to-door coffin salesperson.
Continue ReadingDaily #DadJoke for March 25, 2016: I found out today that I am colorblind. This was completely unexpected…
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Continue ReadingDaily #DadJoke for March 21, 2016: A truck carrying 5000 packages of Sudafed(tm) turned over on Route 400 in Georgia this afternoon…
Continue ReadingYou can borrow any of Rick Astley’s Disney movie collection–any of them. Except for one film…
Continue ReadingAfter giving my camera to a group consisting of an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German, I posed and asked…
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Continue ReadingI went to the circus to see the talking pony…
Continue ReadingSo what if I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means?
Continue ReadingTectonic plates are unfailingly polite…
Continue ReadingI asked my son, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Continue ReadingAll by himself, a tightrope artist traversed a line across the Han River in China…
Continue ReadingI can’t eat breakfast without two slices of whole wheat…
Continue ReadingA pirate enters a bar wearing a paper towel, looking sad…
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
Continue ReadingWhen you alphabetize all of the food in your fridge, it’s called OCD…
Continue ReadingToday, the 8th of March, is National Pancake Day…
Continue ReadingA man tells his doctor, “Doctor, I am addicted to Twitter.”
Continue ReadingWhy does Ikea have mandatory “all hands” meetings each morning?
Continue ReadingThe human cannonball wasn’t fired from his job as previously thought–actually, he quit.
Continue ReadingTwo hours before giving birth to our son, my wife yelled “Can’t! Won’t! Shouldn’t! Couldn’t! Isn’t! They’re! Don’t!”
Continue ReadingWhy can’t ladies ask their male siblings for help?
Continue ReadingWhy are Blitzen, Donner, and Comet always soaking wet?
Continue ReadingMy daughter, Nora, saw a sign that read “Watch Batteries Installed – $5.00″…
Continue ReadingDuring the great flood, where did Noah keep the bees?
Continue ReadingWhy should you never mention the number 288?
Continue ReadingI just watched a documentary on how construction workers piece together iron girders…
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