About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 01, 2015

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Someone asked me what I thought I’d be doing in five years… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 31, 2015

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Everyone in the archery class was complaining about the poor quality of the arrows’ fletchings… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – Efficient Gardening

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What’s the optimal way to build raised beds in our yard to best cover it with vegetably goodness? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2015

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What type of bread does a zombie prefer? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2015

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What’s the bear minimum when it comes to jokes? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 28, 2015

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What is the difference between an Indian Elephant and an African Elephant? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 27, 2015

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Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 26, 2015

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I slept like a log last night… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 25, 2015

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A red ship and a purple ship crashed in the middle of the ocean… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 24, 2015

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I thought that it was bad when I hurt my fingers while shredding cheese… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 23, 2015

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A panda bear goes into a bar and says “One… beer… please…” Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 22, 2015

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I had a weird dream last night that I was on a ship in the middle of an ocean — an ocean that was made completely out of orange soda… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 21, 2015

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Where would bears be without bees? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 20, 2015

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I really miss my umbilical cord. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 19, 2015

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Some snowmen are standing out in a field. One turns to another and asks… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 18, 2015

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What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 17, 2015

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How did the hipster burn his mouth? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 16, 2015

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I sold my vacuum last week on Cragislist… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week Solution – Time for Reflection

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Did you properly reflect upon these timely questions? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 15, 2015

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What do you do when a sink rings your front doorbell? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 14, 2015

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What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 13, 2015

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A friend asked me this morning if I had any superstitions. I told him that, no, I didn’t have any… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 12, 2015

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To the person who stole my MS-Office license … I will find you. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 11, 2015

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My study group just started reading Einstein’s papers on anti-gravity. After the first few pages… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 10, 2015

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Nora just got hit with a falling book… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – Time for Reflection

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Just how much of the time is time reflected differently? What are the odds that a reflected time is a different, real time? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 09, 2015

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I will never again go fishing with Deadmau5 and Skrillex. Oh, we caught lots of fish… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 08, 2015

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I really don’t understand why my friend lost his job at the calendar printing company… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 07, 2015:

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I clearly remember the first time that I saw a Universal remote. I thought to myself… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 06, 2015

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What do you get when a monkey wanders through a minefield? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 05, 2015:

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A bear sits down in a crowded movie theater. The man next to him says, “Excuse me, are you you really a bear”… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 04, 2015:

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For quite a while there, I was addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.