About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for August 2, 2015

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They blew up an old cheese factory in northern France… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for August 1, 2015

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I recently had my birthday. I discovered happiness is not all about making trips around the sun… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 31, 2015

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I can’t stand whales… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 30, 2015

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I saw a protest where they were boycotting shampoo… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 29, 2015

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I had a problem this morning with my hard-boiled egg… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 28, 2015

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Where do cavemen store their weapons? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 27, 2015

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A hole was found in the fence at the edge of the nudist colony… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 26, 2015

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I saw a new musical about a female train conductor… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 25, 2015

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My acupuncturist is extremely professional… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 24, 2015

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Mathematician John Venn, inventor of the Venn diagram, knew a lot of people. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 23, 2015

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I got bored listening to Baroque music all of the time. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 22, 2015

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At first, I was hesitant to get a reverse-camera. Would I ever use it? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 21, 2015

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Two silkworms were racing. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 20, 2015

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I have renamed by 640GB iPod “The Titanic.” Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 19, 2015

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At our local airfield, an unknown man stole an airplane… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 18, 2015

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A good friend of mine recently took a job as a human cannonball.
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About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 17, 2015

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Are unborn babies warmer or cooler than their moms? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 16, 2015

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During the war, my grandfather was exposed to both mustard gas and pepper spray. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 15, 2015

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 14, 2015

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the crowded highway? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 13, 2015

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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 12, 2015

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In the movie ‘MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus,’ why did the Giant Octopus win? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 11, 2015

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What is E.T. short for? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 10, 2015

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 09, 2015

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Why did the cookie visit his doctor? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 08, 2015

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My manicurist asked me if she could file my nails… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 07, 2015

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I am considering getting a haircut that is short up front, but longer in the back… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 06, 2015

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My manicurist and my dentist really do not like each other. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 05, 2015

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Is it just me… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 04, 2015

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Just like all of my friends, I jumped off the end of the wharf… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 03, 2015

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Past and present walked together into a bar… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for July 02, 2015

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I really enjoy potato puns… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.