About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 04, 2015:

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For quite a while there, I was addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 03, 2015:

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This past weekend, my wife and I attended a wedding that was so beautiful… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week Solution — Falling Letters

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Were you able to identify these drop-in/drop-out phrases? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 02, 2015:

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There was a kidnapping this morning at a local school. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 01, 2015:

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When asked if any famous men were born on his birthday, my son always replies… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 28, 2015

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Is a pirate’s favorite letter “R” (Arrrr….) or “I” (as in aye-aye?) Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 27, 2015

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 26, 2015

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 25, 2015

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What is the best way to stop bacon from curling as you cook it? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 24, 2015

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On my medical chart, it incorrectly listed my blood as type AB negative… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week — Falling Letters

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Can you decipher these two word phrases that either drop or add a letter from either end of either word? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 23, 2015

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Speaking of time-lost accidents, my butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 22, 2015

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Two fish are in a tank together, and one turns to the other and says… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 21, 2015

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Our dog Monty just ate a score of Scrabble tiles… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 20, 2015

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We just got a new car, and for the longest time I couldn’t figure out how to connect the seatbelt… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 19, 2015

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I really needed to know that something I did was making a difference. So, I gave dinner to a dolphin… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 18, 2015

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This past Hannukkah, on the second day, I accidentally backed into a menorah… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 17, 2015

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My clock must have been very very hungry… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 16, 2015

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Q: What’s the tastiest kind of dinosaur? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week Solution — Random Word Search

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How many “hidden” words could you find in this random word grid? Did you find the longest word? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 15, 2015

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IMDB just listed an “under-production” entry for a ‘Minecraft’ movie… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 14, 2015

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Bob couldn’t be with his wife on Valentine’s Day until his marine mammal wildlife study completed… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 13, 2015

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The 2015 Junior Miss Universe competition was held out in the woods, at a camping retreat… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 12, 2015

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In the ancient world, workers manning the food stores could snack on any food they wanted during their time off – except for the smoked salmon… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 11, 2015

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Celebrating the publishing of 10 “Daily #DadJoke” entries, I decided to enter all the #DadJokes to date into a Pun Contest… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 10, 2015

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Old programmers never die… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week — Random Word Search

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How many words can you find in this randomly generated grid of letters? What is the longest word you can find? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week Solution — Eggsact Decartoning

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Were you able determine the best order to decarton eggs, without unnecessarily unbalancing the carton? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 09, 2015

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A circus lion escaped and ate two acrobats and the ring master. He didn’t eat any of the clowns… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 08, 2015

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My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 07, 2015

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A championship poker player was in a motorcycle accident and lost his right hand… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for February 06, 2015

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What is the best way for an evil chemist to dispose of his competition? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.