About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 25, 2015

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What did the fish say when he swam straight into the wall? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 24, 2015

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When I entered pet store and request a goldfish, the sales clerk asked if I wanted an aquarium… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 23, 2015

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With so long a period for undergraduate school, graduate school, and their residency, what’s the one thing that every aspiring medical student needs to succeed as a doctor? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 22, 2015

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No matter how attractive you find them, never ask a photographer to sneak into the darkroom with you “to see what develops”… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 21, 2015

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What happens when you throw a live grenade into a 1970’s French kitchen? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 20, 2015

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My father was told to get a metal-covered set of dentures, because the sauce from his breakfast favorite (Eggs Benedict) was too acidic for the plastic ones. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 19, 2015

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I never knew my mother-in-law had a dental appliance… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 18, 2015

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In what key signature does a piano play as you push it unexpectedly down a mineshaft? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 17, 2015

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In 2014, Santa Claus must have purchased a new toy factory in Brazil… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 16, 2015

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Last year, our local sporting goods store was having such a great sale on canoe accessories that the line was horribly, horribly long… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 15, 2015

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Our local thrift store was giving away all of its broken marionettes… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 14, 2015

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Work got so busy, I could not search for a Swatch Watch for my wife’s upcoming birthday… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – Guess Who Questions

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What are the best ‘Guess Who?’ questions for the set of animal characters? Figure a set out, and a fabulous prize could be yours! Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week Solution – Efficient Gardening

Our first 6x6'  square of potential vegetables!

How did you do laying out the fixed size garden? Did you maximize the vegetable potential? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 13, 2015

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A police officer drove by two teenagers. One was playing with a dead battery, the other some fireworks… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 12, 2015

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As I was getting milk for cereal this morning, a 12 oz can fell from my refrigerator and hit me… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 11, 2015

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What sport can you play with a wombat? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 10, 2015

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Making Easter Eggs last weekend, I accidentally drank a glass of food coloring. The doctor said that I was fine… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 09, 2015

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I am very glad that I learned ASL (American Sign Language) when I was in college… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 08, 2015

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The police were called to my daughter’s school at naptime on Friday… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 07, 2015

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What species of snake loves to build? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 06, 2015

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Did you hear about the man that lost his entire left hand side in a car accident? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 05, 2015

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Why did the pig refuse to go to the hospital on Easter Sunday? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 04, 2015

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My daughter lost her footwear as we were getting into the car. Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 03, 2015

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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 02, 2015

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Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens-grinding machine? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for April 01, 2015

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Someone asked me what I thought I’d be doing in five years… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 31, 2015

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Everyone in the archery class was complaining about the poor quality of the arrows’ fletchings… Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

GeekDad Puzzle of the Week – Efficient Gardening

Our first 6x6'  square of potential vegetables!

What’s the optimal way to build raised beds in our yard to best cover it with vegetably goodness? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 30, 2015

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What type of bread does a zombie prefer? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 29, 2015

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What’s the bear minimum when it comes to jokes? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.

Daily #DadJoke for March 28, 2015

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What is the difference between an Indian Elephant and an African Elephant? Continue reading

About Judd Schorr

Judd is a life long IT and math geek, currently adding value in the area of digital analytics. Dad to both Max and Nora, who frequently star in the puzzles he writes for GeekDad, his dear wife Allison has learned to tolerate the constant puns.