Daily #DadJoke for August 4, 2015:
What do dyslexic insomniac agnostics do most evenings?
Stay up and ponder the existence of dog.
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Ah, but paranoid dyslexic insomniac agnostics lay awake at night wondering if the dog is out to get them.
And megalomaniacal paranoid dyslexic insomniac agnostics lay awake at night wondering if they ARE the dog that’s out to get them.