Daily #DadJoke for February 04, 2015:
NEWSFLASH: (London, England): The Loch Ness Monster, also known as “Nessie,” was captured in London this afternoon and promptly turned into sausage.
It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
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