10 Winter Holiday Movies to Add to Your Family’s Tradition

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There are quite a few classic winter holiday movies: old ones like It’s a Wonderful Life to (relatively) newer ones like A Christmas Story, to ones that get remade over and over (and over) again like A Christmas Carol. Your family may have a tradition of sitting down together to watch some of these films around the winter holidays. And that’s great.

But you must admit that it gets a bit repetitive watching the same stories over and over again every year… with the possible exception of the cartoon version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which I for one may never tire of watching. Here, then, are ten holiday movies (in no particular order) that aren’t on most people’s list to watch with their families.

1. Die Hard – You can’t get much less traditional than a movie with people being shot, blown up, dropped out of high windows, and killed in various other ways. But, even if you don’t want to watch it with your little kids, considering the violence and the language, it is a Christmas movie, and it does show how the forces of good can triumph over the forces of evil even when all of the good guys but two are completely incompetent. Right? Plus, it has Alan Rickman in it, which makes any movie better.

hebrewhammer2. The Hebrew Hammer – Not only is this one of the few Hanukkah-related movies in existence, but it’s also hysterically funny. It’s not appropriate for young kids, but every Jew (of which I’m one) with a love for Pythonesque satire will love this movie, and gentiles with any knowledge of Judaism will get a huge kick out of it, too. Honestly, I think it’s worth watching if only to see Andy Dick get the tar beaten out of him.

3. Desk Set – This is a classic movie, with Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn, that takes place during the holiday season, but for some reason isn’t known as a classic holiday film. It’s got Hepburn & Tracy, romance, humor, and both main characters are geeks of a sort! And it’s as family-friendly as just about anything you’re likely to find on the Disney Channel, only several orders of magnitude better. What more could you ask for?

nightmare4. The Nightmare Before Christmas – This is a classic holiday movie, but as that holiday is Halloween I’m including it. What could be better at evoking the true spirit of Christmas than the song “Kidnap the Sandy Claws?” The only part of the movie I don’t quite understand is why all the kids who get the shrunken heads for Christmas scream; surely some of them should’ve thought it was cool. Right?

5. The Lion in Winter (1968 version) – I will never understand how Oliver! beat this movie out for the Best Picture Oscar, but at least Katharine Hepburn won Best Actress for her role as Eleanor of Aquitaine. The movie stars Hepburn, along with Peter O’Toole as King Henry II of England, at a fictional Christmas Court in 1183. A very young Anthony Hopkins (making his film debut) plays one of their sons, the future King Richard. It is truly a brilliant film, one of the few showing castle life in the Middle Ages as it really was: cold, filthy, and dark. It’s definitely not your usual family film, unless you watch it so you can make your family look functional and loving by comparison, since the members of the royal family conspire against each other and occasionally threaten each other’s lives.

6. The Thin Man – This is one of the best detective movies of all time, and one of the funniest. The Christmas part of the movie is pretty much incidental to the plot, but it has what is possibly the best Christmas morning scene ever filmed, in which Nick Charles (played brilliantly by William Powell), trying out the air gun he’s received as a gift, shoots ornaments off the tree. There’s a reason this film inspired five sequels: Powell and Myrna Loy’s Nick and Nora Charles are among the best film characters ever.

7. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – I’ll be honest: I’ve never actually seen the whole movie, just the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of it. But every sci-fi geek should see this film in one form or another, because it’s so terrible it’s really pretty funny. Both the original and MST3K version are available on video, but sadly the latter is out-of-print and can’t be found inexpensively that I’m aware of.

gremlins_28. Gremlins – This is a classic light horror film from the ’80s that probably takes place at Christmas only to give the main character’s father a reason why he buys the first Mogwai, Gizmo, for him. It’s not a great film, but it has some surprisingly good special effects for a 1984 film, and has a lot of really good scenes. I don’t advise showing it to little kids if they’re at all prone to nightmares, but older kids should be fine with it.

9. Batman Returns – The Batman films made by Tim Burton weren’t overall as good as the recent Christopher Nolan trilogy (well, except the last one), for a variety of reasons. But they were very well made nonetheless, and still have a great deal to recommend them. This, the second one, happens to take place at Christmastime, providing for a good scene in which the Penguin disrupts the lighting of Gotham City’s Christmas tree. I honestly could’ve done without Danny DeVito as the Penguin, and Christopher Walken isn’t quite as good as he usually is, but Michelle Pfieffer more than makes up for them both, and not just because of the way she looks as Catwoman (though, speaking as a heterosexual male, I can say that doesn’t hurt).

blackadder_210. Blackadder’s Christmas Carol – I know I’m cheating a bit here, since this is a TV show and not a movie. But I love it so much I really can’t leave it off. And besides, it has Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Robbie Coltrane, Jim Broadbent, and Miranda Richardson in it (among others). With a cast like that, it can stand up to most movies. It takes the classic Dickens tale and flips it 180 degrees, so that the main character, Ebenezer Blackadder, starts out a man who is kind and generous to a fault and ends up a cruel and bitter miser.

Any others you can think of? Please leave a comment.

Matt Blum

About Matt Blum

Matt Blum is Editor-in-Chief of GeekDad. He lives in Northern Virginia with his wife and two kids, all of whom are also geeks. In his day job Matt is a software engineer, and his many geeky interests include science fiction, the Muppets, LEGO, board games, video games, and bacon.

Matt Blum

About Matt Blum

Matt Blum is Editor-in-Chief of GeekDad. He lives in Northern Virginia with his wife and two kids, all of whom are also geeks. In his day job Matt is a software engineer, and his many geeky interests include science fiction, the Muppets, LEGO, board games, video games, and bacon.

10 thoughts on “10 Winter Holiday Movies to Add to Your Family’s Tradition

  1. Rifftrax (Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett of MST3K) have quite a few Christmas/Santa shows available, including movies, recorded live riff events and shorts. Possibly my favorite Rifftrax to date is Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. And cannot forget the Star Wars Holiday Special. Recently, the Rifftrax crew did a live in theater simulcast riff on Santa Claus Conquers the Martians mentioned above, but I do not think that they have released it as DVD/VOD (yet!).

    I recently asked this question and someone suggested Rare Exports. Not really looking like a movie for younger kids, but after seeing the trailer, immediately went on my must watch list!

  2. My must see holiday movies are Holiday Inn (a great musical with Bing Crosby), The Family Stone, Love Actually, Rent, A Christmas Story (of course), and How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

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