What You Take With You: Return of the Jedi – Opening Night ’83

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Editor’s note: The following is an edited version of the chapter “What You Take With You,” from John’s book Collect All 21! Memoirs of a Star Wars Geek. It has been adapted into a two-part post for GeekDad in anticipation of the 30th anniversary of the release of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, which hit theaters May 25, 1983.

My movie-going experiences peaked when I was twelve years old.

Notice I’m not saying that when my mom and dad and brothers and my friend Mike and I went to Return of the Jedi on opening night that I saw the best movie ever. (Although if you’d asked me right after, I’d have probably said it was.)

I’m just saying that as an overall movie-going experience, seeing Jedi on May 25, 1983 makes an awfully damn convincing case for my top spot. (This is scored using a complicated formula of three years of anticipation plus best friend coming along plus pre-movie meal and line-waiting in the mall plus insanely excited crowd multiplied by being a pre-teen Star Wars nutcase.)

First of all, you’ve got to remember the build-up: Three interminably long years before, we’d all staggered out of theaters having been slapped with the most insane cliffhanger ever — Han Solo frozen in carbonite and Luke wondering if Darth Vader’s his dad.

I don’t remember what movie I went to see at the Gold Circle Cinemas the night I first saw the Return of the Jedi trailer. Heck, I can’t even honestly remember if I saw the fabled original Revenge of the Jedi version. I do remember telling all my friends about it (we were almost all still Star Wars fans on some level, though I feel confident in saying nobody had it as bad as I did), and specifically talking about a shot of Chewbacca picking up a stormtrooper and throwing him backwards into another trooper, which seemed to me the very definition of “awesome.”

So now it’s late May 1983, and Jedi is set to open.

On a freaking Wednesday night.

Arggh! That’s a school night, George! What are you thinking?! I can’t go to see a movie on a school night! You’re killing me!

Did I ask my parents a few days beforehand? I honestly don’t know. If I did, they hadn’t given me a concrete answer, because otherwise I’d remember bragging at school about going.

I got home from school around 3:30, and the pestering began. “Can we, Mom? Dad? Please? Can Mike come along if we go? CanweCanweCanwe?”

And they said YES! Mom, Dad, my little brothers Nick and Adam and I piled into our Ford conversion van, drove up to Hartville and picked up Mike and then headed down to Canton to Mellett Mall.

I seem to think we got to the mall around 5 o’clock for something like an 8 o’clock showing.

Pulling into the parking lot, nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Mellett Mall’s Twin Cinemas’ only entrance was from inside the shopping center, so the giant movie marquee outside hung on a big plain brown brick wall. No flashing lights, no mass of fans gathering in front of the theater. Just Return of the Jedi in big plastic, all-capital letters. Remembering what it was like to see that sign still tightens my chest a little bit.

When we went inside it was quickly clear this was not an ordinary night at the movies. A line, two and three people wide, led from the theater’s entrance out past the novelty T-shirt shop next door, past Casual Corner and the Little Professor Bookstore and on down the concourse toward Montgomery Ward. I’d never seen a line like this outside of Cedar Point or Disney World.

And there was an energy to it. Not the kind like we saw in the prequel era, when people came out in costumes and you’d see fully-armored Stormtroopers and robed Jedi and maybe a Boba Fett or four, but just an anticipatory thrill, everybody talking and excited and ready to find out how this whole thing was going to end up.

So, here we were. Hyper. Frantic. Psyched.

And facing a three-hour wait until showtime.

Look for part two of this post tomorrow on GeekDad. Collect All 21! is available in paperback and in an Expanded Electronic Edition.

John Booth

About John Booth

Writer John Booth lives in northeast Ohio with his wife and daughter. He is the author of the book "Collect All 21! Memoirs of a Star Wars Geek – The First 30 Years."

John Booth

About John Booth

Writer John Booth lives in northeast Ohio with his wife and daughter. He is the author of the book "Collect All 21! Memoirs of a Star Wars Geek – The First 30 Years."

4 thoughts on “What You Take With You: Return of the Jedi – Opening Night ’83

  1. Great read John! I remember going to the mall in Miami, on a school day, with a bunch of friends. We lined up outside the theater around Noon, and played D&D all day until the showing. School was a non-factor; this was Return of the Jedi!

    We met most of our friends there, and even made some new ones. Fast food was the culinary choice, with people taking it in turns to do a food run for groups of people, with the remainders holding places in line. Our D&D game was very loosely run, with a number of people dropping in and out as the day progressed. It was a mad, glorious time, and I remember it fondly.

  2. This sounds so much like my experience seeing RotJ on opening day.
    I was eleven. Dad took off work early (he worked for the fed gov’t so this was huge), just so he could relieve the stress and anxiety this little geek Star Wars girl had over NEEDING to see it opening day. Before River Song ever sang out “No Spoilers!” I was screaming it to the world. I WOULD see it before everyone else to save me the grief.
    Too many times my brother would spoil a good book for me- WHAT DO YOU MEAN Allanon DIES?! GANDALF falls?! My brother was cruel and he would be the one to break the news to me that Leia should have never kissed Luke, and that indeed Anakin was under the mask.
    My dad knew this was the easier way.
    Running home from school like a maniac- we rushed to the 3 screen cinema- no I would not eat, I had to get in line! Dad, still in his gov’t 80′s suit (shudder) and a cup of coffee, stood patiently with me, while my brother found us dinner.

    I couldn’t pee, refused to drink anything (are you nuts?! I’ll miss the best part!) and being eleven, and a girl, that’s huge. I’d suffer to see this outcome. Star Wars was the very first movie I ever saw in the cinema ( I was five and only remember the Bantas- but I was hooked regardless). I cried like (well a girl) when Han was frozen in carbonite. But strangely I didn’t want to be Leia ( no princess for me- I wanted to be a Jedi- 3 years running on Halloween- I even made my mom make me Luke’s rebel jacket). Luke was THE man. And nothing was going to stop me from finding out everything.
    Inside, I was probably one of the youngest in the theater (thanks dad for spoiling me the way you did) But the light dimmed, we all screamed like crazies and the rest is history. My brother and I bonded that night, seeing the spoilers ourselves together. Dad was a hero, and I was the envy of my school friends.
    I will never forget it. EVER. Star Wars shaped my childhood, and made me the ever-loving geek I am today.

    Thanks for this wonderful article and a chance to reminisce on a most wonderful day!

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